Adam's Ye Olde Source Code

Here you go! You are welcome to use this stuff for anything you want, including comic relief. :)

Slightly more recent (and useful) stuff.

EXEPAK version 1.1: A Linux file compression program that used the LZO compression libraries. It was very fast and efficient. I have no idea if this will still work on modern Linux systems.
AnsiCat and LibVCS: This is a really neat little library and program to print ANSI graphics (such as the old ANSI art from back in the BBS days) to a Linux console. It will only work on a real Linux console, as it writes directly to video RAM via the vcs devices in /dev. It even supported a neat delay feature that would simulate the effect of seeing an ANSI print out over a slow modem connection. I'm not sure if it works on modern kernels.

Really ancient and now completely useless IRC hacks.

TextBox version 6.21: Yes, this is the infamous textbox.irc in all it's glory. It is written for ye olde IRC client (ircII) and was one of the first really huge everything-and-the-kitchen-sink IRC scripts. It was also the first script to introduce the /clonebots command. This resulted from my discovery of the DCC RAW functionality of the IRC client. I hope the statute of limitations has run out.
PurePak version 2.07: This is PurePak version 2.07. PurePak was my second IRC script and was an almost total rewrite of TextBox. It was the first script to feature modules and it's own module interface that almost resembled an API. It did things with a simple language like IRC script that should not be spoken of. I had way too much time on my hands back then.
SUMO nick collider: This was my first nontrivial C program. It was a robot that sat on IRC and tried to "nick collide" people. You see, back in the old days of IRC you could kick people off the network by duplicating their nick on another server immediately after they changed nick. This would cause both connections to be dropped when the servers attempted to synchronize with each other. This will not work anymore on modern IRC networks, so it's just here to show everyone how 31337 I was when I was 15. :)